Let's just do pictures. This was Monday. Lots of coffee and sugar. I thought you, dear readers, would be interested in seeing my wide range of modeling poses. This has taken years to perfect. It is the expertise of only a seasoned professional. I would strong advise not to try these at home- for you may look stupid.
Standard outfit post (vintage dress from Etsy, shoes from Kohls).
A nice, normal close-up.
This is my little old lady pose. I think the hunch really brings out my eyes.
Oh my god, it's a velociraptor! Wait, no- a SEXY velociraptor!